My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO US ?
when you know a song so well that you can listen to it in your head without actually listening to it
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck
American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras
Handsome princes indeed.
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF
Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.
TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY
Didn’t you forget someone~?
OH MY GOD STOP
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.
With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
Pun Dog #14 (previously)
THIS IS THE ONE THING I WILL
REBLOG ON SIGHT
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M DECIDING TO
WATCH DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE
Converting people one sex joke at a time.
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
But can we talk about 5sos “working out”?
michael u lazy son of a bitch
where the hell is michael
can we take a moment and acknowledge luke’s jumping jacks smh
"I just want to make you smile, is that okay?”
"Yes Zayn, I love you"